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Releases: January Release Calendar
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Movies are rated on a scale of one to five, with five
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- January 1
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Barbershop
Entertaining hip comedy about one day in the life of
an urban barbershop. Calvin (Ice Cube) is the proprietor of the family
barbershop, which his late father ran for 40 years. But with dreams of running a
recording studio, a child on the way, and strapped for cash, Calvin sells out to
a local loan shark (Keith David). But Calvin soon learns that the shop will make
way for a strip club and, appalled, he wants the store back. But the loan shark
now wants double his money, and Calvin must figure out how to finesse the deal.
Much of the film revolves around the barbershop employees and their riffs on
life and love, which are actually the highlights of the comedy fare. There's
also a silly subplot involving a pair of hapless crooks having trouble heisting
an ATM machine.
Director: Tim Story. Stars: Ice Cube, Anthony Anderson, Cedric the Entertainer,
Sean Patrick Thomas, Eve, Troy Garity, Michael Ealy, Earl Howze, Keith David,
Jazsmin Lewis. 2002, CC, MPAA rating: PG-13, 102 min., Comedy, Box office
gross: $65.440 million, MGM, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
- January 7
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Signs
Darn that M. Night Shyamalan. He scared the heck out of us
(again and again and again) with "The Sixth Sense" and now the writer-director
has gone and done it -- again -- with "Signs." It's not the bleached-out bone
white ghostly fear of "The Sixth Sense," but a creepy, kind of
familiar-sound-that-all-of-a-sudden-doesn't-quite ring-true fear that puts the
hair on the back of your neck on notice. Here we have Mel Gibson as an
ex-minister (who soured on God when his wife was killed in an accident) living
with his brother (Joaquin Phoenix) and two kids (Rory Culkin and Abigail
Breslin) in rural Bucks County, Pa. One morning the family wakes up to find crop
circles in their corn field, and discover that the strange formations have
appeared all over the planet. Is this the prelude to an alien invasion? Listen
to the creepy sounds. Hear the Hitchcockian music. See the religious icons.
Watch the plot unfold. Laugh to relieve the pressure. Be scared.
Director: M. Night Shyamalan. Stars: Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Cherry Jones,
Rory Culkin, Abigail Breslin, Patricia Kalember. 2002, CC, MPAA rating:
PG-13, 106 min., Thriller, Box office gross: $223.400 million, Buena Vista,
$22.99 VHS SRP.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Good Girl, The
Jennifer Aniston turns in wonderful performance
in this quirky comedy about first encounters and second chances. Thirty-year-old
Justine Last (Aniston) longs for a life more fulfilling than the one she leads
with her boring husband (John C. Reilly) and dead-end job at the Retail Rodeo.
But when a passionate young co-worker (Jake Gyllenhaal) catches her eye and
steals her heart, Justine's good-girl existences takes a turn for the worse-
with unexpected results.
Director: Miguel Arteta. Stars: Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal. 2002, CC,
MPAA rating: R, 94 min., Comedy, Box office gross: $13.585 million, Fox, No SRP,
Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date .
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Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
Performance film (with backstage
sequences and clips from old TV shows and Lawrence films) recorded at
Constitution Hall in Washington. For Martin Lawrence fans only. Rated R for lots
of profanity.
Director: David Raynr. Stars: Martin Lawrence. 2002, CC, MPAA rating: R, 103
min., Documentary, Box office gross: $19.184 million, Paramount, No SRP, Priced
for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Who Is Cletis Tout?
A "we've seen this all before" comedy caper
film about two cons -- Finch (Christian Slater), a forger and frauder, and Micah
(Richard Dreyfuss), a magician and jewel thief, who break out of prison to
recover a stash of stolen diamonds. Both men are provided with new identities by
a sleazy coroner but Finch's identity, Cletis Tout, is that of a recently
rubbed-out journalist who tried to blackmail the mob. When Finch starts parading
around as Tout, the mob figures their original hit went sour and go after him
again. This mistaken identity leads to all sorts of unfortunate -- and
occasionally funny -- events, including his capture by a movie-crazy hit man
(Tim Allen). Fine performances all around can't buoy up the weak story line.
Director: Chris Ver Wiel. Stars: Christian Slater, Tim Allen, Portia de Rossi,
Richard Dreyfuss, Billy Connolly, Peter MacNeill, Bill MacDonald. 2002, CC,
MPAA rating: R, 93 min., Comedy thriller, Box office gross: $0.252 million,
Paramount, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Secret Ballot
Award-winning (Venice Film Fest for best director)
Iranian film. Set on election day in a remote area of Iran, "Sercet Ballot" was
written and directed by renowned Iranian filmmaker Babak Payami ("One More
Day"). A soldier stationed on a deserted beach wakes up and discovers that it's
not going to be an ordinary day: there are the elections, but nobody seems to
know anything about them. Just as an electoral urn is being parachuted from the
sky, a young woman disembarks on the beach. To the soldier's bafflement, it
turns out that she is in charge of the mobile electoral seat and voting on the
islands; therefore the soldier is obliged to obey her orders and escort her with
his rifle and army jeep across the desert, where the woman obstinately intends
to collect the votes. During the day, stressed by a series of absurd events, the
two learn to get to know each other. At sunset, when the young woman leaves, the
man realizes that the secret vote contained much more than he had ever imagined.
In Farsi with English subtitles.
Director: Babak Payami. 2002, CC, MPAA rating: G, 105 min., Drama, Columbia
TriStar, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Our Song
The joy and anguish of teen life is explored in this
coming-of-age tale set in the Crown Heights section of Brooklyn. The film looks
at the complex lives of three girls who, despite all the odds, discover the
indomitable spirit that survives within them. Late summer finds inner-city best
friends Maria, Joycelyn and Lanisha at a crossroads. Though once inseparable as
members of the Jackie Robinson Steppers, they drift apart when their high school
abruptly closes and Maria discovers she's pregnant, Joycelyn rejects another
school for a paycheck, and Lanisha opts to continue her education. Each girl
must chart a course for herself -- but can their friendship survive?
Director: Jim McKay. Stars: Kerry Washington, Melissa Martinez, Anna Simpson.
2001, CC, MPAA rating: R, 97 min., Drama, Box office gross: $0.254 million,
MGM, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
- January 14
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About a Boy
Based on Nick Hornby's best-selling book. Hugh Grant
is a hip Londoner who finds himself alone in bachelorhood when all his friends
are tied up with their married lives. He latches on to the idea of passing
himself off as a single father in order to meet single moms and all goes well
until he meets an odd 12-year-old boy who brings out Grant's true paternal
instincts. A witty, gentle comedy.
Director: Chris and Paul Weitz. Stars: Hugh Grant, Nicholas Hoult, Sharon Small,
Madison Cook, Jordan Cook. 2002, CC, MPAA rating: PG-13, 101 min., Comedy,
Box office gross: $40.163 million, Universal, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Undercover Brother
Hip urban spoof of 1970s spy films, based on
an animated featurette on Urbanentertainment.com. This Austin Powers-style
comedy follows the exploits of Undercover Brother (Eddie Griffin), a
justice-seeking operative who goes undercover to stop a sinister conspirator
from disseminating a mind-numbing drug to the populace. Trading in his Afro,
shades and platforms for khakis and horn-rims, Undercover Brother exposes the
scheme of his evil nemesis Mr. Feather (Chris Kattan). Ultimately, Undercover
Brother prevails over his foes utilizing Bruce Lee-inspired fight moves,
triumphantly proclaiming, "Mess with the 'fro, you got to go." Undercover
Brother's diametrically opposed love interests, Sistah Girl (Aunjanue Ellis) and
White She Devil (Denise Richards), fight for his love, but eventually lay down
arms for a good cause. A good-natured skewering of mainstream culture.
Director: Malcolm D. Lee. Stars: Eddie Griffin, Chris Kattan, Denise Richards,
Dave Chappelle, Neil Patrick Harris, Aunjanue Ellis, Chi McBride, Gary Anthony
Williams, Jack Noseworthy, Billy Dee Williams, Robert Trumbull. 2002, CC,
MPAA rating: PG-13, 86 min., Comedy, Box office gross: $38.230 million,
Universal, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Blue Crush
Female surfing flick (shot entirely on the North
Shore of Oahu, Hawaii) about trio of young women who work as maids at one of the
island's posh resorts while spending their free time shooting the curls. The
main character is Anne (Kate Bosworth), who dreams of a career as a professional
surfer and readies her moves for the upcoming Pipe Masters surf contest but is
haunted by a previous, nasty wipeout. To complicate matters is a touring group
of pro football players who hire the girls to give them private surfing lessons.
Naturally Anne falls for the team's quarterback. Will she go on to become a
champion surfer or give it all up to become a "Barbie" wife? Great surfing
sequences, lots of bikini-clad women, OK melodrama that rises above the genre.
Director: John Stockwell. Stars: Kate Bosworth, Matthew Davis, Michelle
Rodriquez, Sanoe Lake, Mika Boorem, Chris Taloa, Kala Alexander. 2002, CC,
MPAA rating: PG-13, 109 min., Action, Box office gross: $40.118 million,
Universal, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Time Out
Haunting drama about an ordinary businessman who,
facing problems in his daily routine, creates a new, fantastic life of lies,
which spin out of control and threaten those around him. Vincent is a
businessman on the move, appearing to be the consummate, modern-day road
warrior. He speeds between meetings and conferences, using his cell phone to
enthusiastically share the exciting details of his work with his admiring wife.
She has no idea that Vincent is living a lie -- that he was fired from his job
weeks before, and has been spending long days and nights in his car,
constructing an elaborate fantasy of employment. Soon, Vincent's fictitious life
demands that he find a source of income to maintain his charade. When he
descends into cheap get-rich-quick schemes and a partnership with a charming,
diabolical thief, Vincent's deception becomes a very real threat to those who
think they know him best. A startling comment on how we create -- and destroy
ourselves, and how we are created -- and destroyed -- by modern culture. In
French with English subtitles.
Director: Laurent Cantet. Stars: Aurelien Recoing, Karen Viard, Serge Livrozet.
2002, CC, MPAA rating: PG-13, 128 min., Drama, Box office gross: $0.448
million, Miramax, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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FearDotCom
An inept, derivative horror outing. New York police
detective Stephen Dorff and Dept. of Health researcher Natascha McElhone
investigate the deaths of four people who died -- horribly -- after logging on
to Internet site Feardotcom.com. Unfortunately for the duo, they've logged on to
the site and now only have two days in which to solve the mystery. Plenty of
gruesomeness is no mystery here -- it's the exploitation, baby.
Director: William Malone. Stars: Stephen Dorff, Natascha McElhone, Stephen Rea,
Udo Kier, Amelia Curtis, Jeffrey Combs. 2002, CC, MPAA rating: R, 101 min.,
Horror, Box office gross: $13.208 million, Warner, $22.98 SRP.
DVD: Day & Date.
- January 21
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Bourne Identity, The
Fast-paced, slick and exciting spy thriller
is a definite change of pace for Doug ("Swingers," "Go") Liman, but the young
director handles himself admirably, using his talents to give this film the look
and feel of the great spy actioners of the 1960s. Matt Damon plays a man -- with
no memory, a bullet in his back, and a Swiss bank account number on his skin --
who is pulled from the Mediterranean. He travels to Zurich, where he finds a
bank deposit box with assorted passports, cash and a gun, and he picks one
passport at random: that of Jason Bourne of Paris. Almost immediately he's
marked by the CIA and the splendid chase is on, as Bourne has to try to discover
who he is before he's assassinated. Along the way he meets up with a young
woman, Marie (Franka Potente), who helps him on his merry voyage. A fast,
likeable, old-fashioned two-hour escape ride. Filmed in Paris, Prague, Italy and
Greece. Based on a Robert Ludlum novel.
Director: Doug Liman. Stars: Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper, Clive
Owen, Brian Cox, Adewale Akinnouye-Agbaje, Julia Stiles. 2002, CC, MPAA
rating: PG-13, 115 min., Thriller, Box office gross: $120.740 million,
Universal, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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S1m0ne
Although underrated and drubbed by critics and movie
audiences alike, "Simone" is actually a quite enjoyable fantasy comedy that --
once one suspends disbelief -- grabs your attention and holds your sympathy
throughout its at-times unbelievable progress. Al Pacino plays washed-up film
director Viktor Taransky, whose only claim to fame are Oscar nominations for
short films. His latest feature is on a disastrous path -- his leading lady
walks off the set -- and his ex-wife, now a studio head, pulls the plug on the
production. To his rescue comes a slightly wacky computer nerd who, just before
dying, bequeaths Viktor a software program that will create the perfect virtual
actress -- Simone -- that the director can mold to his own needs (no tantrums,
no fighting over lines, no walking off the set). Viktor sets out to finish his
film with Simone, and makes a smash hit -- and a new, rising star. Soon Viktor
-- and Simone -- are the darlings of Hollywood and the world, making one hit
after another. But Simone soon becomes too big for Viktor to handle -- the
public wants Simone, not the man who created her -- leading Viktor to understand
the true meaning of success (hint: it's all in your head). In a wild effort to
reconcile with his ex and their daughter, Viktor decides to shut Simone down --
with disastrous results. Pacino, as always, takes command of the screen, keeping
the film's disparate elements tied together. Well worth a look and an evening's
investment.
Director: Andrew Niccol. Stars: Al Pacino, Catherine Keener, Pruitt Taylor
Vince, Jay Mohr, Jason Schwartzman, Rachel Roberts, Evan Rachel Wood. 2002,
CC, MPAA rating: PG-13, 117 min., Comedy, Box office gross: $9.680 million, New
Line, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London
Adventure
In this animated
sequel, Roger, Anita and their canine clan are packing for the big move to
Dalmatian Plantation, a home in the country with plenty of room for the 101 pups
and far from the clutches of Cruella DeVil. The feistiest pup, Patch, feels lost
in a sea of spots and longs to be a one-of-a-kind wonderdog like his TV hero,
Thunderbolt. While watching the Thunderbolt Adventure Hour, Patch hears about a
chance to appear on the show while it's filming in London. When he's
accidentally left behind in the family move, Patch takes the opportunity to
audition for the show and meet his hero. Meanwhile, Thunderbolt's conniving
sidekick, Lightning, reveals that the producers of the show want to replace
Thunderbolt with a younger dog. In order to save his job, Thunderbolt decides he
will go into the real world and perform an act of true heroism to prove himself
-- with the aid of Patch. And don't worry, Cruella DeVil is back with her evil
ways. Direct-to-video.
Stars: Voices of Jason Alexander, Barry Bostwick, Martin Short, Bobby Lockwood,
Susanne Blakeslee. 2003, CC, MPAA rating: NR, Animated, Disney, $24.99 SRP.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Ordinary Decent Criminal
Kevin Spacey plays Michael Lynch, a
colorful crime boss whose notorious activities with his sidekick Alec (Colin
Farrell) are the stuff of modern legend throughout his hard-nosed Dublin
neighborhood. Lynch juggles his wife Christine (Linda Fiorentino) and his other
wife Lisa (Helen Baxendale) as he plots to top his most outrageous heist with an
even greater one. When a resourceful cop closes in on Lynch, the quick-witted
thief finds he must use every trick in the book to defend his turf.
Direct-to-video.
Director: Thaddeus O'Sullivan. Stars: Kevin Spacey, Colin Farrell, Linda
Fiorentino, Helen Baxendale, Steven Dillane. 2002, CC, MPAA rating: R, 94
min., Comedy, Miramax, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Tadpole
Coming-of-age comedy about a young man head over heels
in love with an older woman -- his stepmother. Fifteen-year-old Oscar (Aaron
Stanford) is in love. But this is no ordinary crush -- he's in love with Eve, a
40-year-old woman who happens to be his stepmother. While home for the holidays,
Oscar's infatuation with Eve (Sigourney Weaver) grows and he finds any excuse to
be near her. To complicate matters, Eve's best friend Diane (Bebe Neuwirth) has
a crush of her own -- on Oscar. Oscar soon finds himself in the awkward
predicament of explaining his true feelings to not one older woman, but two. A
winner of the Sundance Film Festival's Best Director award.
Director: Gary Winick. Stars: Sigourney Weaver, John Ritter, Bebe Neuwirth,
Aaron Stanford. 2002, CC, MPAA rating: PG-13, 78 min., Miramax, No SRP,
Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Dinner Rush
Crime and cuisine merge at Cigino's restaurant, a
fashionable TriBeCa eating establishment known for its nouvelle cuisine. But
there's more on the menu than just food: the owner has reached the boiling point
after 25 years in business, and in one pivotal night he's going to change the
way he does business. Entering the restaurant are two humorless wise guys
looking for a deep-in-debt sous-chef, an impatient restaurant critic who shows
up unannounced, and a New York detective and his wife who get seated immediately
without having to wait for the usual months-long reservation. The frenetic pace
of the kitchen downstairs filters out, and the separate stories intertwine and
collide.
Director: Bob Giraldi. Stars: Danny Aiello, Edoardo Ballerini, Vivian Wu, Kirk
Acevedo, Sandra Bernhard, Summer Phoenix, Polly Draper, John Corbett. 2001,
CC, MPAA rating: R, 99 min., Drama, Box office gross: $0.110 million, New Line,
No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
- January 28
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Serving Sara
Matthew Perry plays a down-and-dirty process server
with ingenious methods of laying legal documents on everyone from mobsters to
millionaires. Sara (Elizabeth Hurley) is his next victim. Her conniving husband,
Gordon (Bruce Campbell), a wealthy Texas rancher, has hired Joe to serve Sara
with divorce papers that -- because she is served first -- threaten to cut her
off from the fortune they amassed together. When Sara is tipped off by a rival
process server, Joe has to work overtime before he nails her. But Sara has other
plans -- she persuades Joe to "forget" he ever served her and go after the
husband, thus preventing her from being cut out of the money due her. Now Joe
and Sara travel all over Texas, trying to track down the wayward husband through
streets marked by rusted-out cars, boot-shaped swimming pools and all the corny
jokes one could conjure up about Texas. Cedric the Entertainer is wonderful as
the head of the process-serving company and Hurley is as delicious as ever. But
otherwise this film serves up a weak comedy effort.
Director: Reginald Hudlin. Stars: Matthew Perry, Elizabeth Hurley, Vincent
Pastore, Bruce Campbell, Cedric the Entertainer, Amy Adams, Terry Crews.
2002, CC, MPAA rating: PG-13, 99 min., Comedy, Box office gross: $16.813
million, Paramount, No SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Banger Sisters, The
Generally boring comedy has Goldie Hawn and
Susan Sarandon starring as ex-rock groupies from the 60s whose lives have taken
very different paths since their glory days. Hawn plays Suzette, a bit of a
middle-aged hussy who has never settled down and still slings drinks at the
Whiskey a Go Go on L.A.'s Sunset Strip. She wears her illustrious past --
sleeping with such rock stars as Jim Morrison and Jimmy Page -- on her sleeve,
but it doesn't help her when she gets fired from her job. Moneyless, she decides
to take off for Phoenix, where she hopes she can met up with ex-groupie
partner Lavinia (Sarandon) -- whom she hasn't talked to in more than 20 years --
to borrow money and start life anew. Naturally Suzette is in for a surprise --
Lavinia is now a straitlaced society mom who has disavowed her past and wants
nothing to do with her ex-friend. We're set up for a comedy battle between the
forces of conformity and rebellion that never really comes off: Suzette is too
stuck in her past to garner our sympathy, and Lavinia is too easy a target for
our contempt. Along the way Suzette teams up with a suicidal writer, played
brilliantly by Geoffrey Rush, and their interactions add some spice to the
otherwise rather dull and predictable proceedings. Although -- through
Suzette's presence -- Lavinia eventually throws off her middle-class shackles
and learns to accept her past, and Suzette -- with the aid of her writer --
learns to accept her present life -- there's not much here to care for.
Director: Bob Dolman. Stars: Goldie Hawn, Susan Sarandon, Geoffrey Rush, Erika
Christensen, Eva Amurri, Robin Thomas, Matthew Carey. 2002, CC, MPAA rating:
R, 108 min., Comedy, Box office gross: $29.676 million, Fox, No SRP, Priced for
rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Master of Disguise, The
Dana Carvey plays Pistachio Disguisey, a
sweet-natured Italian waiter who works at his father Fabbrizio's (James Brolin)
restaurant. Pistachio can't figure out why he compulsively mimics his customers
and wants to change his appearance. What he doesn't know yet is the Disguisey
family secret: a long legacy of masters of disguise who can become almost anyone
or anything by harnessing the great power known through the ages as "Energico."
This talent gets Fabbrizio and Pistachio's mother kidnapped by his former
arch-enemy Devlin Bowman, a criminal mastermind. Now Pistachio must learn to
make the most of his inherited gift, track down Devlin and save his parents.
Lame as can be.
Director: Perry Andelin Blake. Stars: Dana Carvey, Brent Spiner, Jennifer
Esposito, Harold Gould, James Brolin, Maria Canals. 2002, CC, MPAA rating:
PG, 80 min., Comedy, Box office gross: $40.143 million, Columbia TriStar, No
SRP, Priced for rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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Never Again
Two clumsy middle-aged divorcees attempt to find
romance in this lackluster romantic comedy full of contrived plot lines and drab
performances.
Director: Eric Schaeffer. Stars: Jeffrey Tambor, Jill Clayburgh, Caroline Aaron,
Bill Duke, Sandy Duncan, Michael McKean. 2002, CC, MPAA rating: R, 98 min.,
Romantic comedy, Box office gross: $0.295 million, Universal, No SRP, Priced for
rental.
DVD: Day & Date.
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